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Just found out real women have curves…

October 19, 2015thesofiya

From BuzzFeed’s 18 Hilarious Tweets About Body Image That Will Make You Laugh Every Time:

Just found out real women have curves, now I get why I'm sitting here all alone with isosceles triangle tits - I don't exist

FINALLY GOT THAT PERFECT BEACH BODY!!!

August 15, 2015October 19, 2015thesofiya

From The Huffington Post’s The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week:

"FINALLY GOT THAT PERFECT BEACH BODY!!!" -my tombstone

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